hjpotter: Rubbish nights sleep last night. Woken up by Aunt P banging on my...
hjpotter: Rubbish nights sleep last night. Woken up by Aunt P banging on my door and screeching at me. D's birthday today. Kill me now.
View Articlehjpotter: Sorry haven't tweeted in a while. Uncle V witholding my post, and...
hjpotter: Sorry haven't tweeted in a while. Uncle V witholding my post, and also cut off internet connection and nailed up letterbox.
View Articlehjpotter: Written down like that, it seems v.odd behaviour. And he calls me...
hjpotter: Written down like that, it seems v.odd behaviour. And he calls me abnormal!
View Articlehjpotter: A snake did talk to me the other day though...
hjpotter: A snake did talk to me the other day though...
View Articlehjpotter: Sorry not twittered in a while, loads been happening. Kidnapped by...
hjpotter: Sorry not twittered in a while, loads been happening. Kidnapped by uncle vernon & massive gert man breaking into holiday hut for starters.
View Articlehjpotter: Oh yea, and he told me I was a wizard. I was like, wtf? But...
hjpotter: Oh yea, and he told me I was a wizard. I was like, wtf? But apparently its true. Go figure.
View Articlehjpotter: Surprised by how easily I believed all this wizard stuff. Nagging...
hjpotter: Surprised by how easily I believed all this wizard stuff. Nagging feeling in the back of my head that its all elaborate hoax.
View Articlehjpotter: Going to London buy wizard stuff. Apparently to get to wizard shops...
hjpotter: Going to London buy wizard stuff. Apparently to get to wizard shops you have to go diagonally. Whatever, so long as no more Dursleys, I'm ok
View Articlehjpotter: Just got on train to Hogwarts (wizard school), met a nice ginger...
hjpotter: Just got on train to Hogwarts (wizard school), met a nice ginger boy and his family. Possibly some kind of mormon.
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